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Aaron Horton

A Guy’s Reaction to How the Ladies Rate Him on Lulu

Thank god ladies got here first.

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Saying ‘I Love You’ Doesn’t Always Mean What You Think It Does

Do you mean “an intense feeling of deep affection,” as in the dictionary? Probably, but is that all you mean?

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5 Movies You Didn’t Know Were Romantic Comedies

When you get tired of rewinding Sweet Home Alabama (or, you know, pressing that little curlicue “Watch Again” on Netflix), maybe …

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How To Correctly Date Multiple People at the Same Time

Dating is really just a string of dicey etiquette questions, but how do you talk to the person you’re dating about the other peopl…

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How to Handle An Ex That Drags Out A Breakup

Please, allow the Guy Friends to give you a little guide on how to handle the wild Rehasher in your life.

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Some Dirty Talk No One Wants to Hear in Bed

With the caveat that almost everything you could possibly think to say during sex is okay and even encouraged, let’s go over a cou…

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Right or Left? One Man’s 50 First Swipes on Tinder Explained in Full Detail

Did I do this right? I have no idea. Was it fun? I would more easily describe it as “harrowing.” Will I continue to use it? Well, …

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The Hard-Hitting Question: Have You Been Secretly Peed On?

Fair warning: I’m going to be talking about peeing in this article. If that makes you uncomfortable, now would be a good time to, …

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Long, Sad History of Trying to ‘Cure’ Impotence

If history is to be believed, men would have never stopped looking for ways to get and keep an erection, regardless of the risk of…

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How to Be The Best Booty Call You Can Be

The booty call arrangement can be very fulfilling, but is also ever-shifting, fragile, and by temporary almost by definition. Here…

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The Hierarchy of Wedding Hookups

Where you are on the tier list determines where your best chances for romance lie.

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Why Phone Sex Beats Skype Sex

Here are a few reasons why you should keep your Macbook closed (most of the time) and stick to the Alexander Graham Bell Special, …

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The History of Sixty-Nine

I’m an adult, and if I’m going to continue to snicker whenever someone says 69, I figured at least I (and, by extension, you) shou…

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How to Talk to Your Partner About an Open Relationship: A Handy Script

Just fill in the blanks to suit your particular situation (because, after all, no two open relationships are the same) and we’ll d…

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4 Tips For Dating When You Have a Tiny, Shitty Bedroom

Repeat after me: I am not my paper-thin walls. I am not my exposed ceiling pipes. I am not my air mattress.

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How ‘Dear Abby’ Changed the Way We Talk (and Think) About Relationships

Before Abby, advice was usually a reflection of social norms; you confessed your situation to an agony aunt, and she doled out wha…

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Why Don’t We Have a Male Equivalent of “Mistress”?

Leaving aside whether an affair made public is even worth talking about, we can at least use language that isn’t charged.

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