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Caroline Perkins

9 Hilarious Pieces of Relationship Advice From My 6 Year-Old Sister

My little sister Tiffany has better clothes than I do, is funnier than I am, and apparently knows more about dating than I do.

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8 Sweet Pieces of Relationship Advice From My 9 Year-Old Brother

My brother is 9 years old, the Pablo Neruda of his generation, and a font of wisdom when it comes to relationships.

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20 Things That Will Happen To You On A Beach Date

It’s all fun in the sun until someone gets sand in their genitalia.

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17 Reasons You’re #UndateableBecause

It’s hard out here for a pimp.

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17 Relationship Firsts Every Couple Goes Through

Y’all know what I’m talkin’ about.

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The 16 Stages Of Living Alone For The First Time

When you live alone, every day is a filthy gift and the only person there to unwrap it is you.

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Match.com Says Charging Bisexuals Twice as Much as Straight and Gay Users is Probably Not “Ideal”

What kind of half-assed bullsh*t is this?

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The 14 Stages Everyone Goes Through When Dating Someone New

So you met someone on OKCupid/Tinder/HotSaucePassions.com and you hit it off like BAM! Here’s what happens next.

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The 15 Stages of Waiting For Your Crush to Text You Back

It’s a hard knock life.

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10 Ways to Turn an Acquaintance into Your Best Friend Forever

So you met someone at work/school/your cousin Janet’s dog’s birthday party and you hit it off like gangbusters. Here’s what you do…

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The 17 Stages of the Dreaded Gym Date

Because you should only get hot and sweaty in a horizontal scenario.

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The Pros and Cons of Hooking Up With Your Ex

Pro: They’ve seen you at your worst (aka that time you shat yourself at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.) and they still want to hook up.

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Ladies, Please Stop Letting Lulu Turn Us into Tweens Again

Because no one should be able to sum up an entire romantic experience with someone in three overly-long hashtags.

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What Your Oscar Date Says About You

It’s the most important night of your life. The night where you can be close enough to stroke Michael Fassbender’s ginger-beard, p…

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The 15 Things That Will Happen If You Use Tinder

Tinder is the McDonald’s of the online dating world: it’s fast, easy, and can sometimes leave you feeling physically i…

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This App Can Help You Recognize If You’re In An Abusive Relationship

Women ages 20-24 are at the greatest risk for violence, but they typically turn to the Internet instead of friends for advice.

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Why I Could Never Date a Guy Who’s Into Cats

Cats are soulless, gargoyle-like hell spawn that would eat your body if you died in your apartment without giving it a second thou…

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These Foodie Dating Sites Will Help You Find Your Perfect Dietary Match

These sites will help you find the peanut butter to your jelly, the milk to your oreo, or the organic free-range nonpartisan, temp…

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The 20 Funniest Valentine’s Day Posts from Twitter and Tumblr

But really, is it? I just want to know, for a friend.

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I’m Not Trying to Online Date a Cat, So Don’t Make a Profile For One

No thanks, forever.

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