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10 Pickup Lines To Help You Get That Cute Fashionista Naked

We were implying you guys would be naked. Because you’d be doin’ it. Did no one get that?

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10 Steps To Nailing A Date When You’re A Coughing Mess Of Sickness

Order a Ny-Quil on the rocks and call attention to your wittiness with a coy, seductive giggle.

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5 Games For Date Night That Could Very Well Lead To Sex

THE FOREPLAY IS PRACTICALLY DONE FOR YOU.

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10 Funniest Wedding Pickup Lines You Will Ever Hear

Some people go to weddings to celebrate the blessed union of two close friends. Those people are morons.

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10 Life Milestones We Actually Want To See In Our Facebook Feeds

Get on it, Zuckerberg.

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9 Grocery Store Pickup Lines Smoother Than Peanut Butter (The Smooth Kind)

“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet t…

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9 Ways To Get Him To Leave Your Apartment The Morning After

#4 Stage a fake phone call to your fake boyfriend, whose fake name is Bone Thug Murderer.

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10 Hilarious Things To Say On A First Date NEVER

“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”

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10 Pickup Lines For Flirting At The Bookstore

Bookstores are a lot like bars, except that you have to bring your own alcohol.

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