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Jessie Lochrie

6 Dating ‘Issues’ That We Should Stop Worrying About

Here’s a radical dating strategy: just chill the fuck out. Then we might all enjoy dating more, and could redirect our leftover at…

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You’re Not as Cool On Tinder as You Think You Are

No sunglasses allowed. Sunglasses can conceal … almost anything.

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Being a Groupie Isn’t Cool

Maybe I’m bit old-fashioned, but I think having sex with someone just to be able to say you had sex with them is pretty grim.

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Why I Will Never Do The Fadeout

The fadeout is the breakup technique of cowards and eighteen-year-olds.

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I Met All My Boyfriends Online, Which Is Totally Normal Now

My “real” life and online life are so blended that I don’t consider them to be separate at all, so it’s no wonder that I date the …

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I Got The Perfect Accidental Booty Text and Had the Absolutely Perfect Response

A sane person would have just ignored the text, but it was too weird and glorious not to reply to.

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Workaholics Can Now Hire A Part-Time Relationship

All the benefits of a full-time relationship for a fraction of the time and effort.

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Sleeping Around Won’t Make You Depressed, But Being Depressed Might Make You Sleep Around

When you’re depressed, pretty much the only thing you want is to not feel depressed. Sex is a great way to do that!

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Science Says Redheads Aren’t Attractive, Science is Wrong

Samson-like, my red hair gives me power.

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8 Ways To Stay ‘Sexy’ This Winter

Let your leg hair grow until it sways like a Pacific kelp forest in the warm breeze from your space heater.

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‘My 1992 Diary’ Tumblr Is Everything We Don’t Miss About Preteen Crushes

Didn’t we all have a Dan, with whom we awkwardly attempted to flirt by dropping our pencils as they walked by?

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Idris Elba Talks About His Boner on Twitter and the World Rejoices

It is universally known that the sexiest man alive is Idris Elba. Sorry, Adam Levine, ya burnt.

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You People Aren’t Kissing Nearly Enough Strangers

The average woman has kissed only 15 people. What like, today?

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If It Seems Like Everyone Is Getting Engaged Lately, It’s Because They Are

One third of proposals happen between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day so no, you’re not crazy.

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What Your One Direction Crush Says About You

It’s kind of like trying to pick your favorite adorable puppy from the litter. Actually, it is exactly like that.

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We Told You Not To Use Snapchat – But Here’s How To See If Your Info Leaked

If anyone was still laboring under the illusion that Snapchat was safe or private, it’s not.

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The Grossest Missed Connection From New Year’s Eve Is Also the Best

One of the most romantic statements ever: “You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are!”

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The Holidays Are The Busiest Time Of The Year For Dating Apps

Hoards of singles hit online dating apps during the holidays. Time to fire up the old smartphone.

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A Boston Bombing Survivor Got Engaged To His Nurse

In a Facebook post announcing the engagement, Costello wrote: “I now realized why I was involved in the tragedy. It was to meet my…

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Do You Let Your Significant Other Answer Your Cell Phone?

Is it reasonable for a significant other to answer their partner’s cell phone? This woman is so over it.

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