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Molly Fitzpatrick

If you want sex, dating, and relationship advice from a woman who once vacuumed her own foot, you've come to the right place. Other areas of expertise include New Jersey, cheeseburgers, old Hollywood, and tragicomic sports bloopers.

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IKEA’s Hilariously Depressing Table Lets You Have a Romantic Dinner Alone, Always

One is company, two’s a crowd.

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Man Steals Date’s iPhone After She Refuses to Go Home with Him

Who says chivalry is dead?

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This Combination Café-Laundromat is the Perfect Date Location

Being clean is sexy — and so is multitasking.

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Your Field Guide to the Native Species of Bravo’s ‘Online Dating Rituals of the American Male’ (Episode Four)

Meet Travis, Davey, and their dates.

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An STD App Called Hula Has Offended the Entire State of Hawaii

No more “getting lei’d.”

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Texting is Literally Killing You and You’re Basically Dead, Says Science

RIP My BFF Jill.

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Uploading Too Many Online Dating Profile Pictures Could Cost You Actual Dates

Less is more.

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Your Field Guide to the Native Species of Bravo’s ‘Online Dating Rituals of the American Male’ (Episode Three)

Meet Jason, Matt, and their dates.

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How to Explain March Madness to Your Dumb Idiot Boyfriend

He’s not dumb, exactly. He just doesn’t get sports, you know?

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Why Spring is the Worst Time of Year for Dating

Six more weeks of winter, please.

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Mansplaining Mobile Games to Me on the Subway Doesn’t Make Me Want to Date You

It does, however, make me want to punch you.

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Man Writes Craigslist Ode to Date Who Pooped Herself in His Car

“To the woman who crapped her pants in my car.”

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As a Woman, I Officially Choose Steak and Blowjob Day Over Valentine’s Day

I will never — never — turn down red meat and cunnilingus.

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Your Field Guide to the Native Species of Bravo’s ‘Online Dating Rituals of the American Male’ (Episode Two)

Meet Brian, Ephraim, and their dates.

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Why Are Single Women Ashamed of Being Into Wedding Planning?

Do you, girl. Just don’t hide it.

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Your Field Guide to the Native Species of Bravo’s ‘Online Dating Rituals of the American Male’

Meet Alex, Marcus, and the ladies of episode one.

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Don’t Wear a Monocle, Unless You’re an Idiot

Or a time traveler from the past.

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Chris Harrison Says There Shouldn’t Be a Fat ‘Bachelor’ (And He’s Right)

The Bachelor is what it is, and what it is is kind of gross.

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Kristin Davis Is Very Sorry That ‘Sex and the City’ Made You Wear Uncomfortable Heels

She owes your podiatrist an apology, too.

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Here’s Why You Need to Stop Saying Emma Watson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Should Date

We have the collective emotional maturity of a four-year-old smushing two Barbies together and murmuring, “Nooooow kiss.”

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