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Sara Barron

3 Great Things About Dating a Foreigner

You’re abroad for work or play, you’re somehow more charming, more winning, more open by having had your horizons expanded, and s…

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Where You Should And Should Not Give A Guy A Hand-Job

I went shopping at a vintage store the other day and bought myself this really sassy, shoulder-padded ‘80s number.

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About That Time I Did Drugs With My Boyfriend, Which Was A Mistake

“I live in a basement.”

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I Am Of The Opinion That I Dated A Polite Homosexual

Homosexuality in a boyfriend isn’t a deal breaker. Neither is it my preferred mode of operation, but my point is I can swing it if…

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Pickup Lines For The Ride, Tutu Fresh, And More Crazy Classes At The Gym

I am, and please pardon the arrogance here, a bit of a connoisseur of The Crunch Class.

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4 Reasons Dating A Male Stripper Would Be Pretty Amazing

As every long journey begins with a single step, so does every dinner out begins with a single dollar bill. So what if it’s come f…

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How It Came To Pass That I Tried Hitting On A Drag King

I’ve always had this unrequited attraction to lesbians who read as male.

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If You Must: 4 Ways To Back Out Of A Date You Really Don’t Want To Go On

You’re sick, but in a cute way.

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The 5 Hottest Unattractive Things About Myself

A third nipple is, if nothing else, a thing to have to talk about.

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I Was THIS CLOSE To Scoring A Hot Date On A New York City Shuttle Bus

There’s a hero on the bus.

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The 4 Most Panic-Inducing Dates I’ve Ever Endured

“Well, you certainly don’t have to rollerblade. But I just like to have ‘em on me whenever I’m in the park.”

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5 Reasons To Hook Up With A Royal

Let’s start with the obvious, shall we?

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6 Activities I Can Multi-task While Having Sex

Let them either a) Inspire you to think, “I, too, could be more productive!” Or perhaps b) Convince you that whatever misdemeanors…

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About That Time I Accidentally Ordered a $175 Steak on a Date

Oops.

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5 Methods for Surviving Your Younger Sibling’s Wedding When You’re Single

“Honestly, if I’m given one more stipulation on the sort of dress I’m supposed to wear to the rehearsal dinner, I swear to god: I’…

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8 Do’s and Don’ts For Hitting On Your Waiter Or Waitress

“To my charming and delightful waitress: Pardon me for being so forward, but it simply must be said: You’re a stunner. And I’d lov…

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7 Single Gal Habits I’ll Miss When I Move In With My Boyfriend

Can I still wash my feet in the sink if I need to? Of course I can. It’s just, I don’t think it’ll be quite as much fun with my bo…

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4 Ways to Hit On Your Surgeon

Or, the upsides of a bad bike accident.

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How to Be Single In Your 20s: 4 Dating Tips for My Niece

If Jane winds up sailing single through her twenties just like Auntie Sara, well, that business isn’t easy. She’ll need all the he…

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Dear Jimmy Fallon and Barack Obama: Will You Have A Threesome With Me?

Gentleman, all: I want to do you. But also I respect you.

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