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Whitney Collins

My Best Relationship Tip: Choose Your Battles Wisely. Or Don’t Choose Them At All.

There’s something to be said for letting the little things go.

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7 Important Relationship Truths I Learned From John Hughes Movies

Hughes taught us you can’t force love any more than you can get everyone to appreciate the Psychedelic Furs.

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5 Reasons The Griswolds Are The World’s Best Couple

Happy couples are happy because they refuse to acknowledge reality.

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Astrological Matches Made In Heaven

These two a-holes can just go have their own party somewhere. (But you know you want to be invited.)

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Astrological Matches Made In Hell

Sagittarius would probably describe an ideal date night as an order of hot wings at Hooters, three innings of a Yankees game, two …

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12 Things That Shouldn’t Be On Anyone’s Wedding Gift Registry

It’s like deer hunting with Paris Hilton.

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5 Things You Should Never Have At Your Wedding

Gin. I need someone to get me gin. What’s the fastest way to get gin in my bloodstream? Through my eye? Someone pour gin in my eye…

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8 Dates That Sound Romantic But Aren’t

Have you ever worn a wicker backpack?

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7 Relationship Milestones And How To Commemorate Them

And by “concert” I mean “gold” and by “tickets” I mean “necklace.”

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6 Unexpected Perks of Long Term Relationships

In addition to backing out of weddings in Indiana, all sorts of other things can be blamed on significant others.

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5 TV Shows That Will Reveal (Almost) Everything You Need To Know About Your S.O.

If your date showed a glimmer of intrigue at Animal Hoarders, you need to politely excuse yourself to the bathroom and fling yours…

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In A Relationship, Whose Chore is Whose?

Make one of those totally sexy job charts for you and your mate. It’s excellent for your relationship.

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On a Scale of Invalid to Vocalist, What Kind Of “Sick Person” Is Your Partner?

People who say: “I never get sick!!! Sickness is something you CHOOSE!” don’t usually die from disease, instead they’re poisoned b…

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What Your Celebrity Crush Says About You

There’s a higher probability of Martha Stewart coming out with a line of edible thongs, than there is my husband getting propositi…

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What Your Birth Order Says About You In A Relationship

This merger becomes a twosome based on boredom, obligation, and control. Which means this pair is doing their taxes but not each o…

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15 Sex Positions You Can Look Forward to When You’re Old and Married

Why not try The Jimmy Fallon, The Fiery Saddle, or The Catholic Saddle?

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The Real Reason Why Men Will Never, Ever Put the Seat Down

If men had their way, there would be no toilet seats, no cabinet doors, no throw pillows, no napkin rings, no decorative galvanize…

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One Easy Way to Improve Your Relationship: Stop Doing Things You Hate Just Because Your Partner Loves Them

It took years, but my husband and I finally realized the futility of the “I’ll do something you like, then you do something I like…

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I Did It All for the Nook-y: How An E-reader Saved My Relationship

“Who just razed a skyscraper?!?!” I’ve been known to shout, while bolting upright in bed and removing my biteguard. “Did the hand …

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