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Guys, Here’s Why You Should Never Wear a Beanie in Your Dating Profile

The gentlemen that wore these hats were ultimately hiding something. Or really, hiding nothing. Most of them were bald.

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And Then I Never Heard From Him Again: The Awful Rise of Ghosting

Disappearing is one of the most popular ways to end a modern romance. And it is not acceptable.

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Everyone Who Uses Dating Apps Is a Human, and We Need to Treat Them That Way

It’s all fun and games until someone ends up emotionally eating on a Friday night.

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I Wrote A Popular Comic About My Relationship — And Then We Broke Up

I don’t know who was more upset — me or my readers. Oh wait, yes I do.

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Even at Nerd Speed Dating, There Are No Shortcuts to Love

At Nerd Nite, my quirks weren’t cute or even endearing.

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Thanks to Amazon, Seattle Is Now One Giant Sausage Party

Loveless in Seattle.

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People Really Don’t Like When You Smoke in Your Tinder Photos

Smoking will decrease your lifespan, and also the number of Tinder users who find you hot.

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Watch This Guy Explain Cockblocking to His Grandparents

Don’t worry. Grandmas got your balls — I mean back!

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The 15 Stages of Waiting For Your Crush to Text You Back

It’s a hard knock life.

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The 17 Stages of the Dreaded Gym Date

Because you should only get hot and sweaty in a horizontal scenario.

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Guy Avoids Awkward Kiss Cam Moment with a Handy Sign

Stop telling us what to do, Kiss Cam. We will not do your bidding.

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Teens Hate Valentine’s Day and (Apparently) Love Being Wrong

Come on, teens!

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Chicago is the Most Heartbroken City in America

“How many pints of Ben & Jerry’s did you eat in the past year?” is not on the U.S. Census Bureau survey, but there are some wa…

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J.K. Rowling Admits Hermione Actually Belonged with Harry Potter, Not Ron

Thanks for ruining my childhood.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Officially Banned from Marrying at Versailles

Let them eat cake somewhere else.

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Study Finds Women Have Twice as Many Diets as Lovers

By all means, get your health right, but don’t forget to get your (proverbial) dick wet, too.

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Sleeping Around Won’t Make You Depressed, But Being Depressed Might Make You Sleep Around

When you’re depressed, pretty much the only thing you want is to not feel depressed. Sex is a great way to do that!

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Sorry, Ladies, But the Morning After Pill Won’t Work on Women over 176 Pounds

Voluptuous ladies, make sure you’re on a good daily birth control. Or prepare for some babies.

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Planned Parenthood Is Now Explaining Birth Control with GIFs

Our institutions shouldn’t need to channel Buzzfeed to communicate with us. At this rate, White House press releases are going to …

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The Army Hates Pretty Women

Julia Roberts, beware.

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