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Why I Am No Longer Taking Dating Advice

So many theories fail to take actual human beings, with all their emotions and quirks, into account.

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Dinner PDA Isn’t As Annoying As Screaming Babies, But It’s Still Pretty Annoying

Have some dessert after dinner, not each other’s tongues.

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Even at Nerd Speed Dating, There Are No Shortcuts to Love

At Nerd Nite, my quirks weren’t cute or even endearing.

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All the Things That Go Through My Head When You Photograph Your Food On a Date

You’d better not expect me to wait for you to take your shot before I start eating.

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Maybe Don’t Admit to Murder While You’re Competing on a TV Dating Show

Dating can be a mixed bag, and sometimes, that bag can include “real-life axe murderers.”

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OkCupid Dates Gone Wrong in 10 Words or Less Is the Stuff of Your Online Dating Nightmares

“Want to get some takeout?” “Can’t, I’m on house arrest.”

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Ladies, Science Wants You to Know You’re Wearing Too Much Makeup for Men

Which, by the way, completely misses the point of makeup.

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Attending a Wedding? That’ll Be $600

You thought the gift was included? The gift is not included.

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People on the Anonymous Secret App are Meeting IRL, for Some Reason

This is a terrible idea.

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You’re More Likely to Get Dumped if Your Partner Adds a Bunch of Facebook Friends While You’re Dating

But not for the reason you think.

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People Really Don’t Like When You Smoke in Your Tinder Photos

Smoking will decrease your lifespan, and also the number of Tinder users who find you hot.

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No, You Don’t Need a Dating App To Talk to Someone in the Same Damn Room As You

We’ve reached peak Tinder.

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Is This the Best or the Worst Tinder Tutorial Ever?

Because “dem tinder chicks” aren’t going to match themselves, brah.

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Horrible Things Men Have Said to Me, As Told By Cute Animals

Because, “Are you sure that dress fits?” is better coming from a kitten than a dude.

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Women are Apparently Losing Millions of Dollars By Not Dating Creepy Internet Gentlemen

It’s a matter of “free market principles.”

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Mansplaining Mobile Games to Me on the Subway Doesn’t Make Me Want to Date You

It does, however, make me want to punch you.

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Watch What Happens When Tinder Dates Go Horribly Wrong

When “finding love in your radius” goes terribly, terribly awry.

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Is It Ever Okay to Leave Someone in the Middle of the Night?

There is no not-shitty way to leave someone in the middle of the night. But some ways are less shitty than others.

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Ladies, Please Stop Letting Lulu Turn Us into Tweens Again

Because no one should be able to sum up an entire romantic experience with someone in three overly-long hashtags.

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Don’t Wear a Monocle, Unless You’re an Idiot

Or a time traveler from the past.

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