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13 Pieces of Ageless Dating Advice from The Golden Girls

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Dorothy, Blanche, Rose and Sophia were hilarious and wise. Not only did they fire off the best one-liners in television history, they also supported each other through thick and thin and even made wicker furniture look cool. If you’re craving some advice from the Golden Girls, look no further. Bons mots about love and sex were their specialty. Enjoy.

1. Put it out there.

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2. Keep everything in its proper perspective.

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3. Be yourself.

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4. Don’t be afraid to get a little wild in the bedroom.

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5. Don’t underestimate the power of a roll in the hay when it comes to your mood.

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6. When you like someone, admit it.

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7. …But don’t get too crazy.

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8. Stay safe out there.

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9. Don’t compare your love life to others.

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10. When things get rough, cheesecake.

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11. Find a determined wingwoman.

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12. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

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13 .When your love life goes pear-shaped, turn to your friends.

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Laura Schaefer is the author of Notes to Self and The Teashop Girls.