Do you have trouble communicating with your tech-obsessed significant other? McSweeney’s has a list to help you relate better.
–“My love for you is like Google+: full of potential, but we’re already dating too many other people to give it a fair shot.”
–“My love for you is like Myspace: it was important… once…”
-“My love for you is like Flickr: I’m too busy focusing on the past to build a future.”
Bottom line: if you need to say it, say it in social media.
Check out the rest of the “My love for you is like ___”s here.