From Twitter: “Help Me Decode This Weird Pick-Up Line!”by Chiara Atik on December 01, 2011
Help us help out one of our twitter followers!
“Hey babe, your picture is too many pixels for my screen….”
If that’s a pick-up line, it’s the worst pick-up line I’ve ever heard. (“Hey babe, those pixels can’t possibly do you justice,” would work better)
I think maybe…..your picture is too many pixels for his screen? And you (or he) needs to, uhm, resize it?
You should totally reply with something like “If you can’t handle my pixels, I’m gonna have to upgrade to a newer model…” or something. I don’t know.
Readers, help us out! What should @valopogus make of this comment?