4 Rules for My Fantasy Ex-Boyfriend Islandby Natalie Golub on February 01, 2012
It’s not that I want all my ex-boyfriends to die. I’m not a bad person. But I must admit I would love it if they ceased to exist on the same planet and time in space as I do. They can even be happy. They can do fun things. The don’t even have to work! They just can never remind me that they exist.
Rules for Ex-Boyfriend Island (feel free to add your own):
1. Ex-boyfriend Island isn’t just for my ex-boyfriends. Your ex-boyfriends can go there too. There are only two criteria for entering EBI: 1) You must choose to send him there, and 2) You must do so knowing that you will never see him again (i.e. you’re not getting back together). Otherwise, the principle on which EBI was founded is compromised.
3. All citizens of EBI will work together to form a working government of their choosing. They must report their proposed Constitution and give updates on how it is managing and who is responsible for what roles. This is one-hundred percent for my own amusement. I really just want to see what they do, and who will be in charge.