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New Product Makes Fellatio “Taste Like A Mud Slide”

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Masque is a new, “orally dissolvable” product which is intended, no, not to freshen your breath, but rather freshen your partner’s…well, Masque masks the flavor of genitalia. Oh my god. Most horrifying sentence I have ever written.

Per the website:

We understand that, for some, the tastes associated with fellatio can make the act less than enjoyable. And so, five years ago we came up with an idea.

 

The available flavors are Chocolate, Strawberry, Mango and Watermelon,┬ábut no vanilla, I guess because people don’t want that in the bedroom? (No, seriously, is that why there’s no vanilla?)

Here is a customer review:

Holy cow it made it so much easier which means it didn’t take nearly as long. It tasted like I had a watermelon jolly rancher in my mouth…. Loved it!

Also:

I received three chocolate and a bonus Mango strip. We have only tried the chocolate and my GF was amazed, I used it as a surprise and she exclaimed “It taste like a Mud Slide”!

So, there you have it, folks! A way to make sure your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, or, whatever.

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