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Daylight Savings Time Pickup Lines

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When I’m with you, time disappears.

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

The days aren’t the only thing that just got longer.

Come back to my place so I can lose sleep over you.

Can I adjust your body clock?

Let’s do it at 2 a.m. and I’ll rock your world till 3:03, baby.

If we’re going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.

I didn’t change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

I lost an hour of time. Can I borrow one of yours?

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

When I met you, my heart skipped a beat — and an hour.

I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.

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