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Tina Belcher’s Guide to Being a Smart, Strong, Sensual Woman

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bob_burgers_tina_belcher_desktop_1920x1080_hd-wallpaper-1161935This article originally appeared on Popsugar and was reprinted here with permission.

Repeat After Tina . . .

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If you don’t watch Bob’s Burgers, you are missing out on one of the greatest female characters of all time (who is, ironically, voiced by a man): Tina Belcher. Tina truly is our past, present, and future, as she is the awkward, misfit teen many of us can relate to, but she’s also a sexually adventurous woman who’s not afraid to write erotic friend fiction and slap some butts along the way. With Valentine’s Day around the corner, we could all take a cue from the bespectacled middle schooler in our love lives and journey through womanhood. So let’s raise our glasses…

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. . . to Tina, and glean some womanly wisdom.

You Gotta Kiss a Lot of Frogs Before Finding Your Prince

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Don’t Be Afraid to Be Curious About Sexuality

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Let Your Erotic Freak Flag Fly

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Give That Cute Guy Your Number

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Don’t Deny Your Sexual Needs

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Work On Your Sensual Dance Moves

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Let Yourself Sulk After a Breakup

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Don’t Underestimate a Good Hair Flip

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But There’s Always Plan C

“We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.”

It’s OK to Date Around

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Some Thoughts Should Stay Private . . .

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Like Your Crotch Issues

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Don’t Give Up on Your Dream Significant Other

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This Is How You Kick Someone Out of Your Bed

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If You Have a Crush, Go For It

“I am both attracted to and intimidated by Jimmy Jr.’s interpretive mating dance.”

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Click here to see more of Tina Belcher’s Guide.

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