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Repeat After Tina . . .
If you don’t watch Bob’s Burgers, you are missing out on one of the greatest female characters of all time (who is, ironically, voiced by a man): Tina Belcher. Tina truly is our past, present, and future, as she is the awkward, misfit teen many of us can relate to, but she’s also a sexually adventurous woman who’s not afraid to write erotic friend fiction and slap some butts along the way. With Valentine’s Day around the corner, we could all take a cue from the bespectacled middle schooler in our love lives and journey through womanhood. So let’s raise our glasses…
. . . to Tina, and glean some womanly wisdom.
You Gotta Kiss a Lot of Frogs Before Finding Your Prince
Don’t Be Afraid to Be Curious About Sexuality
Let Your Erotic Freak Flag Fly
Give That Cute Guy Your Number
Don’t Deny Your Sexual Needs
Work On Your Sensual Dance Moves
Let Yourself Sulk After a Breakup
Don’t Underestimate a Good Hair Flip
But There’s Always Plan C
“We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.”
It’s OK to Date Around
Some Thoughts Should Stay Private . . .
Like Your Crotch Issues
Don’t Give Up on Your Dream Significant Other
This Is How You Kick Someone Out of Your Bed
If You Have a Crush, Go For It
“I am both attracted to and intimidated by Jimmy Jr.’s interpretive mating dance.”