The lone frozen burrito + single beer + one yogurt is a dead giveaway: you’re grocery shopping while single. Luckily, Patrick Cassels is here to help. At CollegeHumor, he offers up a tutorial on shopping like you’re totally, absolutely, definitely not alone. Because if you were alone, would you need this party sub? Of course you wouldn’t.
All true! Except the hummus part. Hummus is absolutely a meal.
[h/t Laughing Squid]