What Your Favorite Cereal Says About You To A One Night Standby Maryse Chevriere on September 07, 2012
You’re out at a bar/party, find a cute guy/girl who catches your eye, have a few too many and end up back at your place for a good old fashioned one night stand.
Provided they haven’t skipped town before you wake up, you do the hospitable thing and offer them a little breakfast. Some cereal perhaps? They may think it a sweet gesture, but based on what you offer them, here’s what else they’ll be thinking about you:
Cheerios: Nice, normal, safe. OK, maybe a little boring?
Honey Nut Cheerios: Nice, normal, safe. But maybe a little bit less boring, you hope?
Fruit Loops: Not the brightest crayon in the box, but you’re pretty!
Rice Krispies: You’re loud and energetic and kind of a handful.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch: A little sweet, a little spicy.
Corn Flakes: You never take chances, hate surprises, and are in no way spontaneous.
Frosted Flakes: You can always be counted on for a grrrrreat time.
Special K: Stay away from her stomach, hips, and thighs.
Kashi Go Lean: Your ideal date: A 4-hour power hike, followed by mountain biking, rocking climbing, and dinner at a local vegan café.
Total: Type-A personality.
Raisin Bran: You’re an old soul. Or maybe just old?
All-Bran: You have stomach problems.
Cap’n Crunch: You like to be in charge.
Cookie Crisp: You have little to no will-power.
Grape-Nuts: Well that explains last night’s vanilla, missionary-style sex.
Cocoa Puffs: You’re a little crazy (but know how to keep it in check until at least date four or five).
Life: You’re looking for more than just a one night stand.
Trix: Makes sense – last night’s tricks weren’t for kids, either.
Alpha-Bits: If you’re a girl, you’ve got babies on the brain. Or maybe you just like baby talk in bed?
Oatmeal: That one night stand was the craziest thing you’ve done since college.
Lucky Charms: You’re the kind of person who picks up pennies, refuses to walk under ladders, and absolutely will not kill a ladybug.
Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles: The Saturday morning cartoons are getting turned on as soon as you leave.
Generic Brand: You’re cheap. Or frugal. However you want to spin it.