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10 Parody Celebrity Twitter Accounts That Need To Exist

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Last week, the Internet was graced with one of the most wonderful things imaginable: a twitter account called Feminist Taylor Swift. It’s not rocket science, but it is genius:


Inspired, we decided to come up with some of our own ideas for parody musician Twitter accounts. Please, someone make these ideas a reality:

Conservative Katy Perry:
“You make me/ feel like I’m living a/ teenage dream/ the way we hold hands while sitting a respectable distance apart.”

Humble Kanye West:
“No one man should have all that power/ The clocks tickin’ I just count the hours/ Until we’re all equals, I’m just a regular guy like you.”

Rich Macklemore and Even Richer Ryan Lewis:
“I’m gonna pop some tags/ Only got $20 in my pocket/ Just kidding it’s a rare $200 bill”

Vapid Lady Gaga:
“My momma told me when I was young/ We are all born superstars/ But she was wrong, not everyone is born with this body.”

Ugly Justin Timberlake:
“And as long as I got my suit and tie/ I look a little better than usual tonight/ And you got fixed up to the nines/ Let me impress you with my personality”

Philosophical Miley Cyrus:
“There’s always gonna be another mountain/ I’m always gonna wanna make it move/ Do I suffer from feelings of inadequacy or is my life just extra hard?”

Activist Fall Out Boy:
“We’re going down, down in an earlier round/ And sugar, we’re going down swinging/ Unless we can convince the school administration to add daily vegetarian options.”

Responsible Adult Justin Bieber:
“I was like Baby, Baby, Baby/ I bought condoms.”

Vegan Rihanna:
“Sticks and stones may break my bones/ But hemp milk makes them stronger.”

Depressed Beyoncé:
“Cause if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it/ If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it/ Now I’m sobbing on my couch feeding my feelings with ice cream.”

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