Ever wonder how to hit on someone at The Kentucky Derby? These pickup lines are a safe bet:
I’m like the Kentucky derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.
Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?
I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.
You know what they say about women with large Derby hats…
I won’t shoot you when you’re old.
I know it’s a race, but let’s take our time to the finish.
You’ve got the superfecta key to my heart.
I’ll win if you show at my place.
Wanna see what length I can win by?
Let’s drink Mint Juleps and horse around.
Don’t make me go in circles for you.
I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.
Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together.
Want some of this Derby pie?
Wanna see my Jockeys?
Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one.
I’d bet my last two dollars on you.
How’d you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.
Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish?
When I said let’s, “Go for Gin” and “Foolish Pleasure” and never “Behave Yourself,” or have “Regret,” I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.
As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.
Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off!
Those eyes. That smile. That body. You’re a Triple Crown winner.