According to a new study of eHarmony’s Compatability Matching System, your long-term relationships will fare better if you pair up with someone similar to you. Although “opposites” may experience strong attraction at first, their initially exciting differences eventually become a source of tension. Introverts should date introverts, dog people should date dog people, and Adam Levine should be alone forever, because he is the worst.
This makes us nostalgic for a more innocent time, when a future professional reality show judge could date an animated rapping cat without everybody being weird about it. You’ve really changed, America.