In 1344 posts (and a book) I’ve said more than I ever thought I would have to say about dating. And yet, shockingly, there’s more.
“I wish I had a huge fart saved up to describe our love: silent but deadly.” Ah, love!
“When it comes to traveling in your twenties and thirties, a boyfriend is practically an economic necessity.”
“How do you know you’re a lesbian if you’ve never had sex with a man?”
Will Smith and Family not included.
We love this Liz Lemon typography print. We just don’t recommend actually hanging it.
James Franco could change the publishing industry forever.
“Just call me one-skillet chicken alfredo, because I’m that easy.”
“I knew who [my date] was as soon as he walked in, because it was as though someone had taken all of my extremely superficial deal breakers and told him to dress accordingly.”