As the hits kept comin’, did you ever take a step back and analyze his lyrics to discover all the deep meanings contained therein?
If your man’s latest compliment to you was the verbal equivalent of a Taco Bell FourthMeal—something that never should’ve happened—there is hope.
When you were 8, diligently hammering out your scales and forming a hate-hate relationship with your metronome.
Clearly, things have gotten too comfortable. Like eating-subs-with-the-top-button-undone comfortable.
We all understand that you couldn’t plan a special anniversary dinner because you had to get fitted for your eye patch from that freak bumper car accident, but there’s no reason to record that in a letter that could potentially be sealed with a kiss.