There’s something to be said for letting the little things go.
Hughes taught us you can’t force love any more than you can get everyone to appreciate the Psychedelic Furs.
Happy couples are happy because they refuse to acknowledge reality.
These two a-holes can just go have their own party somewhere. (But you know you want to be invited.)
Sagittarius would probably describe an ideal date night as an order of hot wings at Hooters, three innings of a Yankees game, two lap dances, and taking some time off to see other people.
It’s like deer hunting with Paris Hilton.
Gin. I need someone to get me gin. What’s the fastest way to get gin in my bloodstream? Through my eye? Someone pour gin in my eyes!
And by “concert” I mean “gold” and by “tickets” I mean “necklace.”