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10 Lessons Only A “Slut” Can Teach You

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When I first saw YourTango’s 10 Lessons Only Sluts Can Teach You I got nervous and I pretended to be offended. I call people sluts all the time, but not on the internet! It seemed scandalous. I also wanted to go Gloria Steinem all over YourTango’s ass for bringing the ladies down a few notches. Even slutty ladies are ladies, and they deserve to be treated that way.

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I still believe that is true, but these slutty life lessons are actually valid, and empowering.

1. Fat and naked is still naked.“Naked — even rolling fat, cellulite naked — is still naked and okay by just about every single guy out there.”

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2. Horny is not sexy. “Horny isn’t sexy because it turns the encounter into sex (and sex only) instead of the chase, conquest, tease and flirt that it warrants.”

3. Pull the trigger, tease. “You should, however, know that if you’re encouraging the man to believe you’re up for sex, you should eventually be up for sex. Slut may be a four letter word but “tease” is way worse.”

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4. Hand jobs are for sissies. “The thing about casual sex is that you don’t have to be good. You just have to offer something he can’t do better himself.”

5. Penis picture sharing etiquette. “If you find yourself sending pics to someone who either isn’t a current lover or isn’t responding, guess what? You are probably disgusting the recipient.”

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Read the rest of the lessons here.

[YourTango]

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