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Brokenhearted Soul Adopts 16 Reptiles After Bad Breakup, Names Them All ‘Amanda’

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Okay, I can’t tell if this is real or not, but if it is (and I really hope it is even though I really doubt it), it is the greatest story of attempting to heal a broken heart by acquiring things. It also feels slightly poetic.

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I can picture this person softly whispering goodnight to each of them. “Goodnight,¬†Amanda turtle. Goodnight, Amanda gecko.¬†Goodnight, Amanda python.¬†Goodnight, Amanda bearded dragon,” clutching their pillow in the fetal position with the buzz of the heat lamps lulling them all to sleep.

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