Are you lonely? Do you just need someone to cuddle with? Life just hasn’t been the same, since you and your ex-carrot broke up. Etsy seller Amy Brown understands. That is why she created this 4-foot-long carrot body pillow: to help you through this very difficult time.
Made of super-soft orange fleece and filled with polyester fibers and bean bag filler, it is a huggable “body pillow” and molds to your embrace. The carrot tops are whisper soft, and at almost 2 feet long wrap them around yourself and pretend they belong to someone else.
Do you still long for the carrot that got away? Its earthy smell and soft, fluttery leaves? When you were together, you felt so grounded. It was a healthy relationship.
But now it is over.
But for $88, you can recreate the magic that once was. It is the perfect salve for your broken, orange heart. It is also perfect if you are an enormous rabbit.