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Everyone in France Gets Free Porn After Soccer Win, Internet Breaks

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On Tuesday, French soccer – err, football – fans had plenty to celebrate. And they celebrated long. They celebrated hard. They celebrated real messy.

Porn impresario (entreporneur?) Marc Dorcel promised the country’s masturbators free access to his dirty website if the national team could defy the odds and qualify for the World Cup finals. When Les Bleus clinched an improbable 3-0 win over the Ukraine, Dorcel kept his promise. But before the players even left the field, the site had already crashed due to an enormous influx of traffic.

As of Thursday afternoon, Dorcel.com is still down. Behold the power of free porn.

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