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10 Girls You Should Never Date

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On the heels of 18 Guys You Should Never Date, here are — in my opinion — 10 women you should stay away from.

1. Thinks She’s Zooey Deschanel Girl


See also “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” (or SNL’s hilarious “Bein’ Quirky With Zooey Deschanel“).

2. Three Paragraph Text Messages Girl


Who cares if she’s seeing you in person in 45 minutes? MUST TEXT RECAP OF MY WHOLE DAY NOW.

Related: 10 Things You Need To Be Upfront About When Dating Someone New

3. Wants To Mold You Girl


YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, DUDE.

4. omggggWeeeiirrd & utTttttttttterly terrifYinG typiNg giiirrrl


HeeEEeeeyyYYyy! You know that’s her 90’s equivalent.

5. Hard-to-Explain Ex-Boyfriend Who’s Still In The Picture Girl


Just cause they talk all the time and still get into fights and occasionally get drunk together totally doesn’t mean there’s still something there. (…)

Related: 18 Guys You Should Never Date

6. Friends All Your Friends On Facebook Girl


Going to be sooo awkward when you stop seeing each other in two months.

Related: How To Pick Up People Via Facebook

7. Disapproves of Your Friends Girl


It starts with a simple request to have “alone time.” It ends in a full-blown shouting match with Spanky.

8. Only Has Guy Friends Girl


Having mostly guy friends is fine. Solely? Lil weird.

Related: Red Flag Alert: Beware the Woman With No Female Friends

9. Doesn’t Even Reach For The Wallet Girl


Next thing you know you’re on kayak booking a second date to Maui.

Related: 10 Moves That Will (Probably) Land You A Second Date

10. Mean Girl Girl


Obvi.

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