On the heels of 18 Guys You Should Never Date, here are — in my opinion — 10 women you should stay away from.
1. Thinks She’s Zooey Deschanel Girl
See also “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” (or SNL’s hilarious “Bein’ Quirky With Zooey Deschanel“).
2. Three Paragraph Text Messages Girl
Who cares if she’s seeing you in person in 45 minutes? MUST TEXT RECAP OF MY WHOLE DAY NOW.
3. Wants To Mold You Girl
YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, DUDE.
4. omggggWeeeiirrd & utTttttttttterly terrifYinG typiNg giiirrrl
HeeEEeeeyyYYyy! You know that’s her 90’s equivalent.
5. Hard-to-Explain Ex-Boyfriend Who’s Still In The Picture Girl
Just cause they talk all the time and still get into fights and occasionally get drunk together totally doesn’t mean there’s still something there. (…)
Related: 18 Guys You Should Never Date
6. Friends All Your Friends On Facebook Girl
Going to be sooo awkward when you stop seeing each other in two months.
Related: How To Pick Up People Via Facebook
7. Disapproves of Your Friends Girl
It starts with a simple request to have “alone time.” It ends in a full-blown shouting match with Spanky.
8. Only Has Guy Friends Girl
Having mostly guy friends is fine. Solely? Lil weird.
Related: Red Flag Alert: Beware the Woman With No Female Friends
9. Doesn’t Even Reach For The Wallet Girl
Next thing you know you’re on kayak booking a second date to Maui.
10. Mean Girl Girl