The Most Bullsh*t Text Message Ever From A Passive-Aggressive Liarby Lauren Passell on May 15, 2012
Before we get to the juicy text messages, a little background information:
Candice, 31, New York, met a lawyer at a bar and agreed to accompany him on a date to see The Avengers. She didn’t like him and politely told him she didn’t feel they had a connection (after he told her he didn’t want to waste his time). I know, HOW DARE SHE. Below, the texting that ensued after that. Now you tell me… how much sh*t is this guy full of?
Sir, if you are reading, please know this: we are all onto you. You’re not fooling anyone. You did this on purpose. You have not dated hotter girls. Candice wasn’t that lucky. And Nancy is fictional.