Not that that anyone would really advise taking rounds of shots on a date (especially in the early stages), but just in case you’re so inclined, here’s what your favorite slam-it-back beverage is signaling to your suitor.
Tequila: You’re pretty much a sure thing.
Vodka: Next stop: the club.
Boilermaker: You’re a man’s man.
Pickleback: Hipster much? (And if you’re a girl, possibly also trying to get the hot mustachioed bartender to notice you.)
Alabama Slammer: Hot mess, y’all.
Kamikaze: You’re a bit uptight but you’re kind of hoping this makes you sound a little wild?
Jäger Bombs/Irish Car Bombs/Sake Bombs: You wish you were still in college.
Jell-O Shot: You are still in college.
Liquid Cocaine: You’re a handful.
Goldschläger: You like shiny, pretty things. (*cough* gold digger *cough*)
Birthday Cake: Big kid at heart.
Swedish Fish: You’re sweet, like candy.
Mind Eraser: You really want out of this date.
Red Headed Slut: You’re trying to distract from the fact that you’re actually kind of a prude.
Buttery Nipple: If you’re a guy, you just made things really uncomfortable.
Blow Job: Girl, you’re trying way too hard.
Screaming Orgasm: OK so clearly it’s been a while since you got laid.