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For The Insanely Kinky: 5 Movie Sex Scenes To Reenact

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Movie night just got got one-upped. Props required.

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The Whipped Cream Bikini Scene in Varsity Blues

Ali Larter will forever be remembered by the mere 20 seconds she spent in a whip cream bikini for 1999′s Varsity Blues. Warning: Whipped cream git-ups are not as easy and as flawless-looking as said movie. For your own creation, it’s best to start on a non-lotioned, freshly waxed, canvas and work quickly. After you’ve Ready Whipped yourself into edible canvas, lie flat and put a cherry on top. Bon appetit.

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Office Sex Scene in The Secretary

The innocent secretary garb can’t mask the sultry scene in this movie. James Spader gets bossy with Maggie Gyllenhaal by bending her over his desk and giving her a rather harsh spanking. Recreate your own scene by sporting your sexy secretary/boss attire and promptly taking it off. Discipline not necessary, but totally your call.

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Camping Scene in Brokeback Mountain

Sometimes aggressive sex can make for urgent, hot sex. This holds true for the star-crossed cowpokes who’s fully clothed first-time sexual encounter happens in a tent on Brokeback Mountain. Reenact your own scene with some rugged, mountain man sex of your own. Pop a tent (literally) and if it’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

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Feeder Scene in 9 ½ Weeks

Mikey Rourke – back when Mickey Rourke had human being face – and Kim Basinger made food fetish history in 9 ½ Weeks. The super-sexualized food scene shows Rourke feeding his muse an assortment of, what appears to, be random leftovers to the cutesy tune of “Bread and Butter.” Reenact it yourself feeding each other some of the scenes most memorable foodstuff: strawberries, olives, Jell-O, and the most importantly…honey. Lots of honey.

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Cheerleader Scene in The History of Violence

There are two very different sex scenes that happen between husband and wife in The History of Violence. The first is a flirty, and involves a cheerleading uniform. The second is some angry fight-turned-ravaged-stairwell-sex. Combine the two, and ditch the anger, for a real rah-rah stair romp.

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