Faking It

This Penis-Shaped Tie Looks Just Like a Normal Tie (Except It’s a Penis)

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Because one dick dangling off your bod is apparently not enough, I give you this 100 percent silk, “bold yet subtle” peen tie. TheĀ Dick Tie, which has its own Kickstarter, has currently raised $149 of its $900 goal. You, too, can own a Dick Tie for just $30 and also all of your dignity.

[h/t Geekologie]