Turn On Your Designer Crush with These Quirky Pick-Up Lines

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Creative advertising executives Eric Thomas and Joshua Pittman are here to help you grab the attention of the super cute web designer you’ve been crushing on. Their hilarious site, Designer Dirty Talk, generates the best pick-up lines using the tech world’s “sexiest” lingo. You can flirt with quick puns about huge file sizes and hand tools or get straight to the point with something like “Command F me.” Check out some of the hilarious lines here.

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[h/t Design Taxi]