Brutally Honest Old Man Helps Tell Your Kids There’s No Santa

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Mr. Forthright, the brutally honest elderly gentleman who posts really entertaining how-to videos on YouTube, has decided to help all the parents out there battling the dilemma on how to tell your kids there’s no Santa.

First step? Simple. Tell your kids you’re not really their parents. It’ll lighten the blow when you tell them there’s no Santa (’tis the season for trauma). And if you’re not willing to go to such extremes, just be honest: no one that fat lives that long.

“He saw you when you were sleeping. He saw you when you were awake. The jury thought that was creepy, so he got 50 to life from the state.” Sorry Santa.

[h/t Laughing Squid]