Grocery Store Items For Sad, Single People

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So, this confection of Arbor Mist Strawberry (?) White Zinfandel and a single sleeve of Chips Ahoy is clearly for single people, right?

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Like, clearly.

Another item for the lonely person’s pantry: this half-portion of bread, which Whole Foods diplomatically calls a “Bachelor Loaf.”

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What, was the name “Bread for Lonely Spinsters Who Couldn’t Possibly Finish a Whole Loaf Because They Are Too Alone” already taken?

[via Jezebel, Tumblr]

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