Before you consider fertility treatments, this Chicagoland man thinks maybe you should try doin’ it on his old futon first. For the low, low price of $50, not only do you get the “gently used” mattress, but you’ll also get all the good mojo he and his girlfriend left behind from that one time they got pregnant. Or as he puts it, rather sweetly, really.
My girlfriend was told that she couldn’t conceive because of complications with fibroids, endometriosis, etc. During the course of moving, we had to use my old futon mattress from college days and well, um… she’s now 11 weeks pregnant!
He really thinks you should give it a whirl: “Try anything once!” It’s not clear if you also get the fuzzy red dog and the heart-shaped candles, but he seems like a nice guy.