Post-coital chats are a high art form, one that takes a gentle, playful nature and social acumen. Some can pull off a breathy, “Damn, that was hot,” before they fall asleep, while others have fallen into cringeworthy faux pas territory with, “Was it good for you?”
To ensure you safely navigate this social minefield with the intent of getting laid again, the helpful folks on Reddit decided to compile the worst imaginable phrases that could be uttered after a romp in the sack. Fornicators beware.
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