If Dating Were An RPG…by Jason Oberholtzer on June 20, 2013
You would reload from the last save point constantly
Booze restoring health would make a lot more sense
You’d always know what to say. Thanks, dialogue tree!
The whole “a gun is really a penis” thing would get really real
You’d do well to load up on Charisma
We could finally quantify how horrible fedoras are.
(Fedora: minus 3 to Charisma)
There would be so many bards
Pretty sure this would be a mission
You’d have to deal with so many pesky NPCs
By the way, we all realize there are people who already think dating is an RPG, right? There’s a word for that type of person:
Anyway, you would lose some tough battles
But, you’d be gaining experience even when things weren’t going well
Ultimately though, you’d still be bad at it.