I was listening to Dan Savage’s podcast recently and he dropped some new slang on me. While counseling a young man who was having trouble not thinking of his ex while masturbating, Savage remarked that it was perfectly fine to keep former lovers in your “solodex.” It’s like a rolodex. For when you’re… solo.
Solodex: noun. Your mental rolodex of masturbation material.
It’s basically a classier, non-gender-specific way to say “spank bank.” Anyone could be in your solodex — exes, former teachers, bartenders, old babysitters, actors, news anchors — it’s all fair game. Do you know who’s in yours?