Make Your Guests Feel Awkward With “We Had Sex In This Room” Artwork

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Making guests feel welcome is totally overrated. It’s much more fun to display these Drawings For Three Rooms In Your Home, then watch friends squirm with discomfort on the couch, their minds plagued with images of you and your boyfriend on the couch… on the counter… in the shower…

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All the while you’re just calmly sitting there, smiling, loving it.

“May I offer you some bundt cake? No?”

Who’s the hostess with the mostest? You are!

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If subtlety is more your thing, purchase this Love Is Art Kit that lets you roll around with your partner in paint in the name of art, and then plaster the masterpiece on the wall. Priceless.

[The Frisky]