25 Pickup Lines for Kale Lovers

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kaleAre you a member of a CSA? Do you just really like kale? Foodie Underground has impressively come up with a list of 25 pickup lines, all about the en vogue leafy green.

  • I love being filled… with kale’s rich beta carotene.
  • Is that a stalk in your bag or are you just happy to see me?
  • Do you know where I can get a nice big stalk around here?
  • If you were a stalk of kale I would eat you raw.
  • I’d like to steam YOUR kale…

I mean, some are weaker than others (Mmmmm, you’re like a modern day Popeye… who eats kale.), but there is definitely a certain type of person that these would  work on.

[25 Pick Up Lines for Kale Lovers]

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