5 Songs To Never, Ever, Ever Have Sex To

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So “Music To Have Sex To” is the 4th most popular tumblr blog of them all. Makes sense! People need to know what music to have sex to. They also need to know what music to NOT have sex to.

Really, any song you or your partner remotely like can provide appropriate accompaniment. (Personally, I’ve always thought the 1812 Overture would be fantastic in such situations.)

But there are some standards you should really, really try to avoid.

1. “Ring Of Fire”

No one wants to think about “rings of fire”, ok? That is not a sexy thought.

2. “I Get Around”

A little more self-congratulatory than the situation calls for, don’t you think?

3. “She Works Hard For The Money”

Working hard for the money should probably occur outside of the bedroom.

4. “Dude Looks Like A Lady”

I mean, let’s hope not.

5.”Let’s Get It On”

You ARE getting it on, okay? No incessant nagging in the background necessary!

What would you add to the list?