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Geek Burlesque: Your 14 Year Old Wet Dream Come True

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I had a friend in college who would often have inappropriate dreams about Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin (from Family Guy) and at the time I found this strange. Well now there is a show that peddles to your need to view your favorite cartoon or Sci-fi characters perform Vaudevillian strip-teases just for you! According to the article posted on Wired,¬†you too can enjoy the erotic thrill of Bat-Girl undressing just for you! Just don’t tell commissioner Gordon.

This has inspired to make up some themes of my own. Why not a “Classics Of Television” burlesque review? Can you imagine it? A Lucille Ball impersonator being covered in chocolate sauce. A musical review where a topless Roseanne Connor tells her boss at Wellman Plastics to shove it. Wheezie Jefferson bursting out of the piece of pie she finally got a piece of. I will make bank on this.

If this sounds like something that interests you, you can check them out at several locations in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and Spokane. Let’s just say that this isn’t your mother’s Burlesque show!

[Wired]

 

 

 

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