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Horrible Things Men Have Said to Me, As Told By Cute Animals

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All the quotes you’re about to read are real but none of them were actually uttered by cows or manatees. Cows and manatees can’t talk, sadly, but ex-boyfriend and terrible online dates can. To take the power from these jerks, we’ve moved their hurtful words into the mouths of more appealing creatures.

chicken

seal

manatees

cows

squirrels