Russell Brand might be a funny comedian, but it turns out he’s a big ole jerkface: he broke up with Katy Perry, his wife of 14 months, via text message.
“He is a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him,” Perry told Vogue in the July issue. “Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011.”
Low blow, Russell. Next time you want to break up with someone, might we refer you to this? (You’re welcome.)