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What Your Dog Says About You On A Date

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Face it; you and canine friend are beginning to resemble one another. From your mannerisms to the way you part your hair, you and little Patsy belong together. You might not know it, but she’s sending subtle messages to your date, too.

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Chihuahua

You are small in stature, but your unrivaled tenacity is startling. People love to refer to you as a “loose cannon,” and boy do you love to pick a fight. Your competitive nature is appealing, but your volatile personality makes your date wary for the future, especially since you can’t stop shaking. You might have a cocaine problem.

Miniature Poodle

You obsess over your appearance. Your mother probably swaddled you in a Marc Jacobs handbag. This all screams “high maintenance,” “dramatic,” and “kind of bitchy,” but you wouldn’t have it any other way. Your relationship will last 3 months, tops.

Labrador Retriever

Your loyalty knows no bounds. You’ll eat his lousy chocolate pancakes, even if they’ll make you sick. You’re pragmatic but with a playful streak. He can take you to the beach or the baseball game. Your winning personality elicits thoughts of the future: your gaggle of adorable children will make everyone jealous.

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Shiba-Inu

Sure, you’re a fox with beautiful eyes, but you’re incredibly vain. And my goodness, you are moody, spoiled, and mean on Tuesdays. You hate sharing. These are all valid arguments, but you’re so pretty! And shiny! You’re worth the inevitable heartbreak.

Beagle

You are the stubborn, beer drinking best friend. In fact, you might be an alcoholic.

Golden Retriever

You are the All-American sweetheart and the ultimate catch, a beautiful blonde with a brain! Success is written all over you. Your face speaks to a genuine kindness and happiness that is undeniable and infectious. You are perfect.

Pitt Bull

People cross the street to escape your path. Your rough exterior masks a loving personality. You’re defensive about your bad reputation, which reveals a surprising vulnerability. As a result, you are cautious. You will bite off his hand if he tries anything funny on the first date.

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Sheep Dog

You’re a dominant force who is always in control. You take your career seriously, but play just as hard. Your fabulous sense of direction will come in handy when you take road trips through the country. In the midst of all this, you haven’t brushed your hair since 1984.

German Shepard

You are mysterious, protective and thoughtful; what’s not to love? You might be in law enforcement.

 

 

 

 

 

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