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Holly Madison’s Breasts Are Insured For $1,000,000 — Which of Your “Dating Assets” Would You Insure?

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News hit the Internet this week that Holly Madison had her breasts insured for a million dollars. We received word this morning that a professional bed tester in Bedfordshire has insured her bum for four million British pounds. The recent trend begs the question: is there some asset that you consider essential to your dating life that might be worthy of a hefty insurance package?

Maybe it’s your smile or your hair. Maybe it’s something less tangible like your sense of humor or your taste in music. Maybe it’s the way your nose crinkles when you laugh, the way you smell, your sultry voice or your uncanny ability to navigate a variety of social circles.

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