Russian oligarch and “Fertilizer King” Dmitry Rybolovlev was just ordered to pay more than $4.5 billion to his ex-wife in what is thought to be the most expensive divorce settlement in the history of divorce settlements, reports the Washington Post. This is bad news for Russian oligarch and “Fertilizer King” Dmitry Rybolovlev, who, in addition to the normal trials of divorce, has now been forced to cede several “opulent chalets in Gstaad, Switzerland,” some “other properties in Geneva,” and custody of his 13-year-old daughter to his ex-wife, Elena.
This is great news, however, for singles everywhere who may also be aspiring Russian oligarchs. Elena and Dmitry are both on eligible. He is now worth $8.8 billion, and also owns a Greek Island, a Florida mansion, and the French soccer club AS Monaco. She comes in at $4.5 billion, not counting the chalets. This is your chance, folks. Make it happen.