The Hunger Games comes out this Friday, March 23! Let’s celebrate with some pickup lines from Panem:
Are you Katniss Everdeen? Cuz you got my District in an uprising.
Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cuz you look like you got survival skills.
Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate.
I’m really into inter-District dating.
I’m sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you — you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig.
Girl, you ON FIRE.
I’d eat poison berries for you.
Are you a tribute? Cuz you been running through my arena of death all day.
We could fall in love, or I could kill you.
Hey cutie, is that Cupid’s arrow in your bow, or — no? Wait! Don’t! Eughhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.
Hi, I’m Haymitch. How bout you buy me a drink?
Hey sweetie, are you even old enough to be in this place? You don’t look a day over 11.
You know, every revolutions starts with a flame–ing shot.
I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.
I’d love to see you again — can I get your smoke signal?
I know I should be murdering 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound right now, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.
I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood.